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JERMBO

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???
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BEST CAT ON THE INTERNET
HE IS IN YOUR WALLS
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DO NOT FEED AFTER MIDNIGHT
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JERMBOS WITNESSED:0069420PEOPLE HAVE SEEN JERMBO
JERMBO.EXE

meow.

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INTERNET ARCHIVE // CASE 0069420

WHO THE FUCK IS JERMBO?

an extremely important historical document

☣ JERMBO_DATABASE.MDB _ □ ×
Evidence photograph of Takeru, also known as JermboCONFIRMEDREAL CAT
SUBJECT:
JERMBO
REAL NAME:
TAKERU
SPECIES:
CAT
STATUS:
ACTIVE
THREAT LEVEL:
???
KNOWN ALIASES:
ALIEN CAT / JERMBO
VOCABULARY:
meow
LOCATION:
UNKNOWN
FIRST SIGHTING:
JAPAN
14 NOV 2021

TAKERU

C:\JERMBO_ARCHIVES\takeru_ID_photo.jpg

A real Japanese cat. His owner posts a photograph that looks suspiciously like an ID photo. The internet observes the eyes.

2022 // SIGNAL SPREADS

ALIEN CAT

C:\JERMBO_ARCHIVES\alien_cat_151kb_FINAL.gif

The photograph escapes containment. The ears vanish. The eyes become huge and black. Edits multiply across Twitter, Reddit and Tumblr.

REGRETEVATOR SIGHTING

JERMBO

C:\JERMBO_ARCHIVES\jermbo_REAL_final2.png

The cat appears in Roblox's Regretevator as a flat PNG character called Jermbo. He enters rarely. He mostly meows. He can explode other NPCs.

CURRENT STATUS: EVERYWHERE

THE ENTITY

C:\JERMBO_ARCHIVES\entity_DO_NOT_DELETE.exe

Jermbo becomes a character, a fandom and a recurring incident. His height varies. The files claim he exists in every Regretevator universe.

IMAGE RECOVEREDJERMBO WAS HERESOURCE: THE INTERNETWE HAVE CONFIRMED HE IS A CATCASE REMAINS OPEN
⚠ NEW JERMBO SIGHTINGS UPLOADED ⚠

JERMBO SIGHTINGS

he keeps appearing.

SIGHTING #001LOCATION: UNKNOWN
SIGHTING #002AUTHENTICITY: CONFIRMED
SIGHTING #003HE WAS NOT INVITED
SIGHTING #004SOURCE: TRUST ME
SIGHTING #005JERMBO DETECTED
SIGHTING #006CASE REMAINS OPEN
WALL STREET HATES THIS CAT

JERMBONOMICS

advanced financial technology

1,000,000,000JERMBO
9000POWER
100%CAT✓ AUDITED
SUPPLY STATUS: VERY MANYLIQUIDITY: WETUTILITY: JERMBOROADMAP: NO
📄 CONTRACT_ADDRESS.txt _ □ ×
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NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE. JERMBO CANNOT COUNT.

TOKENOMIC MODEL REVIEWED BY JERMBO ✓